'Cause You...You Are So Cool.

No matter what car you drive
Who you know
What you wear
The brand of beer you drink
The music you listen to
The places you shop
The number of friends on your MySpace page...

You will never be cool.

So why are you still trying?

Life is much easier to live with once you realize this.

Once you stop wishing that people thought you were cool, once you stop trying to be cool, a whole new world opens up to you.

You can have your own style instead of trying to appeal to that certain crowd or coolness that you long to fit into.

The geek cool that knows and owns and can pwn your ass at all the old/new/rare/cool games ever invented.
The indie cool who's pins, tshirts, beat up sneakers and fedora's are cooler than yours, and who's favorite bands are always so obscure you begin to wonder if they've just started making this shit up. (They have.)
The hipster cool with the coffee obsession, favorite books that are boring as hell but you pretend to find interesting and that thin cutely colored ribon or strip of suede they tie around their head...(the purpose and reason for that is still unknown.)
The emo cool with the $60 haircut (always dyed black. The color of their souls.) hidden razorblades galore, the blackest, smoothest eyeliner, and the ability to cry at the drop of a hat (You really are jealous of that. Don't lie.)
The scene kid cool who know's all the random exclamation point bands, has skinny jeans in 14 different colors, an iPod hooked in like an IV, and never sweats at concerts even with all those layered tanks.

Those are them, the five major groups of 'cool kids'....

I can't say that the fact you'll never be cool is a very fun thing to realize, but it's not like admitting defeat and living life as the underdog, the lesser, or the nerd...not at all.

You can think, say, eat, wear, drive, and listen to whatever you want to. Whatever it is YOU like. The scary moment is when you stop following these trends and stop trying to be cool...you have no idea what it is you actually DO like. All that stuff before, was it you or just the scene talking?

Realize, (Because who's life are you wasting?)
Reevaluate (Because you're starting to annoy the shit out of me.)
Rediscover (Because sometimes I look at you and see a furry white rodent.)
Your own personality. (And i'd really hate to see you run off a cliff with all the other lemmings.)

ily. but (You're still not cool.)