Friday, March 20, 2009

Stupid Teenagers Need To Die...

If more people were like this guy I'd feel a whole lot more love towards the world.

If more people were like this guy there'd be less superficial scene kids...less Abercombie girls, and probably a lot more lung cancer.

Have you ever passed up a chance to go to the movies or buy a few badly needed shirts at the mall just to avoid the teenagers?

Not because you're scared but because they manage to annoy the living shit out of you just by breathing, existing? There's something in your brain that just makes you want to choke them?

And it's really just frustrating as hell considering you can't.

That wasn't really the point of this entry, but it came to mind when I was searching the web for this picture and my screen got flooded with these stupid 16 year old MySpacers and their whore photos and matching lip rings. So I decided to share the frustration, and while Oliver Sykes, from the hardcore band Bring Me The Horizon, is fucking gorgeous, he's really just created more of a mass following for these stupid kids that want to match him. Therefore he's the first that needs to go...

It's really something when you literally can have 10-20 boys in one room and not be abe to tell any of them apart because they all look nearly identical. (Yet they're all feircly posessive about their individuality...pfft, riiiiiight.)

I didn't want to make this an "I Hate Teenagers" post but that's just the way it is. I don't know if I can really even say that considering I, myself, am nineteen. So maybe my well deserved annoyance should go out to high schoolers...since, thankfully, that is something I am not.

So these past few weeks I've been looking for a worthy movement to start or get involved in...I'm thinking this could be it. This could go in a few different directions though..."Make Teenagers More Like Bert McCracken And Let Them Live." Or more towards the "Stupid Teenagers Need To Die." direction.

Ahh, decisions, decisions...

1 comments:

  1. hahah, you totally sound like a librarian :P

    (i can say this because i feel the same way and hear it a trillion times a day!)

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