Life line; Part one.

Twitter is currently down for unscheduled maintenance.
We expect to be back in an hour.
Thanks for your patience.

For Serious?
*dies*

How hard is it really to wait an hour?
Just one...
(Excruciatingly hard.)

At first, the Ice Cream Cone is cute...
& that inch worm looks like he could be a funny guy.

Tap your foot some more
Refresh the page.
Check the clock...
7 minutes.

Not possible.
You're really not that addicted that you've already broken into a sweat after 7 minutes of Twitter being down.
Not. Possible.
That would take a half hour at least...

Check the clock.
Refresh.
12 minutes.
oh god...

It's that Ice Cream...
He's in it with the Inchworm...
They're keeping Twitter from you!

Then, just as you're about to wage war on those two sneaky bastards...
Refresh.
Back online.
Wha--?

Don't ask.
Don't argue.
Take it for what it is.
in 140 character or less.

*Thank God it wasn't an hour.*